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Details: Worry not, if at all. No moles were harmed during the production of the Moleskin Coniston. It's just an expression gosh darn it, as the shower-proof material is mole-minded in a weather-worn world. Moles will inherit the earth, rest assured. But if mole people do exist, then they probably will rise to the earth's surface post-rapture to conquer and domesticate the moles. At the end of the day, moles will be a mole man's best friend. Purchase the Moleskin Coniston and get an early jump on all of that, or a simulated abstraction in real time.